Squash was fun, I am sore in places that I never knew existed. Feel like the Hilton sisters got hold of me.

Going to Hoff’s birthday party on Saturday – have to deal with his evil other. I really don’t know what injustice I have done that woman but she seems to despise me. When they got engaged – I laid it on, massive dinner all the bells and whistles. Cost me the equivalent of Zimbabwe’s national budget. She didn’t even send me a thank you.

Maybe it’s the fact that after a cocktail party at my house last year I reversed out of my garage not to see that she had parked her new polo behind me. Oops ! wasn’t even that drunk. Drove the bull bar of my 4x4 into the back of her new car – honestly left a dent the size of a golf ball. She got out of the car and swore at me the way a Capey swears her husband for finishing the Autum harvest. I professed my sincerest apologies and paid a whopping 6k to remove the dent – she took it to the most expensive place imaginable. Out of spite I imagine. Bitch didn’t even send a thank you ! Hoff agreed she was out of line.

She didn’t speak to me for months – until one evening she arrived with him to a braai at my house. I am tired of licking her arse. The only reason I ever entertained the idea was to keep the peace. Hoff is a long time friend of mine and I am to be the best man at his wedding. I will not let her ruin our friendship if it’s the last thing I do.

Have a wicked weekend !